Secret Exercise Documents Shoved Down My Pants (Unintentionally,
Of Course)
A Bit of Political Satire - for a Change
Dear Friend,
The other night I had a dream. I was in the Library of
Congress in Washington, D.C. Had my briefcase at my
side as I rummaged through some old-time "public
domain" fitness books that are no longer in print.
Being my briefcase was already full, I decided to, on
a whim, stuff some of these national treasures down
my pants. Being naturally endowed, hu-hum, I didn't
have as much room as I would have liked - so I did
the next best thing and put a couple of really awesome
relics in my socks.
Thought nothing of it at all either. Was most certainly NOT
intending to break the law in any way, shape or form - and as
far as I'm concerned, didn't do anything wrong. I simply didn't
have time to read these old-time fitness books in the Library itself.
Figured there was nothing at all odd about stuffing them in my
clothing to take home for further reading.
Amazingly, toward the end of my dream, as I walked past
the guards, an alarm went off and I woke up.
Wish I knew the rest of the story - but I'll have to go
back to sleep and try to recreate it some other time.
In the interim, let it be known that "national security" begins
on a personal level. It's not just a government deal.
That's why I strongly believe all of us need to prepare ourselves
physically and mentally with "daily training" in physical fitness
and self-protection.
For more information on how you can do so, take a look at
my Defend Yourself-Defend America program.
Kick Butt - Take Names!
P.S. Wonder what Michael Moore would be shoving down his pants
if he had the opportunity. Trouble is, he might mistake it for food
and go on a binge.
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