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Recharge Your Batteries in Seconds
Dear Friend,
I'm still down in Delray Beach, Florida, enjoying a day
or two of relaxation after giving three incredibly different
presentations.
The first was about living a long healthy life via the Chinese Long-Life System ... uh,oh - I must quickly interrupt myself
here. I'm sitting in the lobby of the hotel and the chef just
walked by. To call him "muy gordo" (that means very fat for
all you non-Spanish speaking) would be an understatement.
Oh, my - here he comes again. He's carrying some pita bread
wrapped in a plastic bag. His hips look like they're almost gone.
His breathing is labored. I'm surprised he didn't have a golf
cart wheeling him down the corridor of the hotel.
I just told him, "Dude, get your butt in shape. Fat and miserable
is no way to go through life. Start off with my Combat Abs program
along with some walking - then get my Chinese Long-Life System, too.
The combination of the two programs will do you some good."
"Thanks," replied the fat man. "I'm glad you told me this. I'm tired
of all the people who won't give me the real scoop. Do you have
some programs I can order."
"Yes, go to my website here
and get the Combat Abs program. It'll chisel the lard right off your gut
and you'll never have to lie on your back doing silly cruunches. Just
stand on your feet, breathe deeply and work my deep breathing
exercises."
"Then go here and
order my Chinese Long-Life System. I just got an email this morning
from a man who said that the combination of the two programs is
absolutely unreal. My book Combat Conditioning is a best-seller, too,
but right now you're so fat you probably can't do many of the exercises,
so you're better with the two I'm recommending."
"Okay, I'm going to order today," he said."
"Good deal," I told him. "We've helped a lot of Lardassians get the
tubb o lard off the body, and you're going to be next."
"Lardassians," he said. "That's too funny. Where'd you come up with
a term like that. It's perfect."
"Well, I'm not going to reveal how I got the term just yet," I said. "Tis
not important. The key thing for you to do is start kicking butt and taking
names."
Ended up talking to the chef for five minutes. He had tears in his eyes
when he walked away. But they weren't tears of frustration. They were
tears of happiness that someone had the guts to tell him what to do to
help himself. Granted, there are some people in his condition who
would be offended by what I said and how I said it to him. But this
Fure-cat is, in fact, a sensitive man, and I sensed that I was going to
help him with what I said. I could sense that his heart was open to
my message - and that's why I shot my arrow straight through his
chest.
Now, getting back to the two other talks I gave, one of them was on
copywriting and the other was on information publishing/marketing.
After the first I was a bit run down because I hadn't eaten before
the talk. I had my friend and fellow webmaster, Ed Baran, walk on
my back, and this instantly picked me up. In addition, I did the ear
massage I teach in the Chinese Long-Life System and this shot my
energy into outer space.
So when I walked into the conference room for my afternoon
presentation, sparks were flying off my body. The talk kicked
total butt and motivated the room to truly make their life a
masterpiece of success as well. You can learn part of what they
discovered by going here.
I'll probably stay down here another day or so - enjoy the fine,
relaxed atmosphere and get a few workouts in on the beach. I
imagine I'll draw a crowd when they see me slapping myself. Learn
why I do this in my Chinese Long-Life System. It truly does restore
and recharge your batteries in seconds.
By the way, we're down to about 20 sets of the Chinese Long-Life available at the introductory amount. So slap yourself good
and get it NOW.
Matt Furey
P.S. Yes, you can recharge in seconds. It may sound to good to be true,
but in this case it IS TRUE. I found this out for myself last January when
I felt that there couldn't be something so effective. Yet, when I gave the
program a whirl, I discovered that there was an entirely new Universe
ready to open up to me - but only if I'd open up to IT. Go see what I mean
here.
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