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My Opinion of Massage Devices
Dear Friend,
Here's a question sent in a few days ago
that ole Fure-cat will set the record straight
on. Take a gander:
Matt,
Love your products and your daily emails. Got the Chinese Long-Life System and it totally kicks butt. I've combined it with the Royal
Court and the results are staggering. I'm curious though, what is your
opinion of things like massage chairs as well as hand-held massagers,
brushes and so on. Are they effective in generating chi flow as well as
opening the meridians of the body.
Thanks,
Hoo Flung Doo (huh-huh, not my real name)
M.F.: Mr. Doo, I guess you've learned from my email about that chronic
dope
smoker - Mr. Can E. Buss. You're too much. Anyway, regarding massage
chairs and other gadgets - here's the unmitigated Fure-cat truth:
Massage chairs are great. I have one at home. Yet, they do NOT replace
the
human touch given by someone who really knows bodywork. In fact, there
are a lot of massage practitioners out there who ain't very good - but
the human
touch is almost always superior to a mechanical device - unless of
course the
human is a complete slime-ball.
Speaking of slime-balls, had a guy last weekend who came up to Ed Baran
and
me, extended his hand to shake ours. His palm was sweaty and clammy. He
left as soon as he slimed us. I immediately looked at Ed and said, "The
S.O.B.
had a sweaty hand." "I know," said Ed. Eeeeeckk. Both of us exited
stage right,
went to the bathroom and washed our hands.
While lathering up I said, "Not only was the guy giving us a sweaty
palm hand
shake - but you can feel how negative his energy field is. Next time I
see him
my hands are glued to the inside of my pockets. Yuck.
Okay, back on track - most people who are certified in massage will
give you
good energy - but a massage chair, as comforting as it is, is a lousy
second
place. Nothing beats someone who knows how to walk on your back, remove
the kinks in your back and limbs and energize you beyond belief.
Regarding hand-held massagers and devices - I've bought a great many of
them
over the years - and once again, they are okay - but they're really for
people who
are linear and logical and prefer not to be touched, or who are more
impressed with
gadgets than with their own power lying dormant within.
There is just no way that a stick or broom or hand-held massager can
transfer energy
the same way a human being can.
For example, once you learn to massage and slap your body the way we
teach in the Chinese Long-Life System
you'll understand that your body needs a human touch - even if it is
your own. And
the human touch is far more powerful and, if I may say so ... far more
necessary than the gadgets.
In China I like to go for accupuncture treatment - just for the hell of
it. I figure, why go
when you're sick. Go when you're healthy and get even healthier.
Well, when I get a treatment in China, the accupuncturist begins with
deep massage, then
he puts the needles in. He isn't just treating the accu points with
needles - he's also adding
the human element. Mucho importante.
Before I shove off, a quick reminder about the Chinese Long-Life
System. We are down to
the last dozen or so that we plan on letting go at the introductory
amount. Be sure to get
a jump on this product NOW and give your internal circuitry the flip of
the switch that it
needs. It's all done with the human touch.
Well, my friend, that's all for now.
Matt Furey
P.S. Next week I am holding my Internet Marketing Seminar. Be sure you
stay tuned
because there are going to be some MAJOR announcements coming forth
LIVE from
the event. It is going to be mind-blowing for all concerned.
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