Farmer Burns Catch Wrestling and Bodyweight Strength Training Video Course
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Dope Smokers Beware
Dear Friend,
I wish I was kidding, but I'm not. Yesterday I got an
email from a dope smoker asking about whether or not
he can do the Chinese Long-Life System.
Here's what he wrote:
"Hi Matt,
I'm one of the Furey Faithful. Thing is that I have an
awful pot smoking habit. I get high several times a day.
I'm wondering if your Chinese Long-Life Program can
help me. But don't tell me I have to quit smoking pot.
I need it to get through the day. Takes the edge off if
you know what I mean. Please advise."
Cann E. Bus
M.F.: Listen up Cann. You're not one of the Furey Faithful.
You may think you are - but if you're toking on the sacred
cabbage each and every day, you're seriously deluded.
You've got problems pal, and you're not dealing with them
by passing the peace pipe. Get off it. Be a REAL man and
quit. And don't write me again until you have. By the way,
I have altered your name just slightly to protect your guilt.
Now go kick some real butt without the crutch.
What I'm saying is true, you don't follow the Chinese Long-Life
System while high on dope or while inebriated in any way.
When you do the program you are working on fine tuning your
body's inner circuitry. Cannot do that if you're a dope head or
a drunk.
Here endeth today's lesson.
Matt Furey
P.S. Word is we've got about 40 sets of the Chinese Long-Life left at the
introductory amount. Don't wait to get dressed first. Run stark nayked over to here and order NOW.
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