Farmer Burns Catch Wrestling and Bodyweight Strength Training Video Course
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Attention: All Bad Boys Must Read This
Dear Friend,
Yesterday I wrote about urinary incontinence ... and diarrhea. Oh my.
Today you don't have to delay any meals, but what I have to say is
just as important - especially for you men.
Why? Because today's message is about the prostate.
And elections.
Sorry, I meant to say something else. We had an election, so I must
mean e-rections.
There, I said it. And yes, in saying such a thing I position myself as
a "bad boy."
Quick aside, in China they have a saying, that I know Ross Jeffries,
John Alanis and a couple other "how to pick up chicks" gurus should
know about.
Goes like this: "Nanren bu huai - nuren bu ai."
Translation: "If man isn't bad boy - women don't love him."
The other day I repeated this one to my wife for a laugh. She
said, "But you're not a bad boy."
I gave her a look and she knew immediately that she was speaking before thinking.
Afterall, what kind of "boy" would fly to China and marry against the wishes of
friends and family.
Oh yeah, this ole Fure-cat is a "bad boy" alright. He's constantly stirring up
trouble
on the Internet. He's constantly making outlandish, irreverent, politically
incorrect
and controversial comments that upset the sissies and pansies.
Wait a minute. "Sissies and pansies." How dare I use such derogatory terms.
Anyway, I'm sure, like myself, you have at least a dozen other words for
the term e-rection. Yes, I could list them, but I think you get the drift.
Yesterday, after I finished writing I was reading my email to my brother-in law
here in China. We each help each other with language. I help him with English,
and he helps me with Chinese. About three-fourths of the way thru my reading, my
bro-in-law got very excited and cried,
"Same difang! Same difang! For men, same difang!"
I was a little taken aback, and didn't know where he was going with this. A
little pantomime took place, and then it hit me like a train. He was talking
about the prostate. Same difang means "same place."
Funny, I have been talking about Farmer Burns and his Stomach Flattener
for years. I've been talking
about deep breathing and digestion, and then it occurred to me that he (FB)
talked about digestion quite a lot in his work.
It was code. It covered a great deal more than he could say in 1911. Deep
breathing increases blood flow. The Magnificent Seven tighten all the muscles in
the abdomen. He was most likely also talking about the prostate, and erections.
Bro-in-law made the connection instantly. "Every day do these exercises! Every
day! Very good for you!"
Doctors are more than willing to "treat" the prostate. Think about that word for
a minute. Drugs, surgery. That doesn't sound like a "treat" to me.
I'll bet not a one of them has ever prescribed exercise as a treatment for the
prostate. Not a one of them. But Old Farmer Burns knew how to help that
area back in 1911. And I had the answer right in front of my own eyes, and
couldn't see it - until bro-in-law opened my eyes.
The Magnificent Seven in Combat Abs - will
give you a sleeker look, and help you shed unwanted and unneeded flab. But it
will also improve prostate function, and keep you from spending your hard earned
dough on drugs that don't do anything to correct the problem.
The better control you have of your abdominal muscles, the easier it is to
urinate, and control your bladder. Combined with the deep breathing, which
promotes better blood flow, the FBSF should also help you be the ultimate bad boy
in the sack as well.
Just tell your wife, significant something or other that ole Fure-cat sent you
the tools to take care of biz.
Kick butt - take names.
Matt Furey
P.S. In the book "YOU - The Owners Manual," written by Drs. Roizen and Oz, they
state that having great sekx can make you up to 8 years younger. You'll never get
there if you don't exercise, and if you don't do the right exercises you'll have wasted an enormous amount
of time. Start getting healthy now.
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