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What To Do To Your Accountant
Dear Friend,
"99% of the accountants ruin the reputation of ALL the others ...
the same goes for lawyers."
Ugggh. I'm not one to complain during tax season - but I
had to ammend my policy a bit yesterday.
Zhannie came home around noon. She'd just received a
phone call from our accountant - who also happens to be
a lawyer (double UGGGH), and she wanted me to know the
details.
She called me and said, "I have some BAD news for you."
"Gee, that's a good line," I replied. "I'll have to write that one
down as a keeper. She must have gone through Dale Carnegie
training ... only thing is they taught her the wrong course.'"
"I know ... and she called me right before my workout, so
I couldn't concentrate the whole class. All I kept thinking
about was, 'What BAD news?'"
I assured Zhannie that there was nothing to worry about.
Accountants can be a bit like underwear. You need to continually
change them.
I'm sure that during this time of year, we're not the only
ones who've had to deal with taxes.
And I really do have an important message for you on how to handle
the stress of the situation ... if you've felt any ... and that is
to take out your copies of your Combat Conditioning book & videos and spend a little
bit of extra time bridging.
As you bridge - breathe deeply.
I can assure you that after only one minute of bridging and deep
breathing,
you'll feel a whole lot better and you'll be totally calm.
You can always follow a one-minute back bridge with a one-minute front
bridge. Doing so will give you an extra mental boost and you'll feel
awesome,
regardless of what problems you face.
Bottom line is this: Don't let your accountant suck the life out of you.
Kick ass - take names!

Matt Furey
P.S. If more accountants hung out at Furey Central - the world would
we be a much better place, that's for sure. Make sure you take a trip
there soon. It's easy enough to find here.
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